While broken robots end up in a junkyard.
Hobbies are no real help against loneliness, but at least they keep you busy.
Science fiction didn’t prepare us for the future. Fidget toys do.
Don’t let your petting instinct trick you. They’re counting on it!
Mascots are at least free to dream about a land of free mascots.
Good morning, world, and thank you for killing my dreams.
An uninformed opinion doesn’t get more informed by being shouted repeatedly at an increasing volume.
Did you know that you, too, will soon become obsolete?