Visit Earth as long as it’s still possible.
Why would anyone even want to measure ennui? Out of boredom, I suppose.
Good morning, world, and thank you for killing my dreams.
The construction work still continues, but I think the end is finally in sight.
Perhaps I shouldn’t have opened that door…
Prepare for the invasion of the extraterrestrial socialists.
I didn’t see it on the internet, so it might not be quite true.
There’s no escape!
The countdown is progressing smoothly and we’re only seconds away from ignition.