At least we can always screw everything up.
No one else does.
That doesn’t really help, does it?
Too bad the manual has been lost or stolen.
A tidy workplace is a productive workplace.
Just don’t hit them too hard, or their careers might break.
Now take a deep breath and face the new one.
No one is as funny as he thinks he is. Myself included.
Not even gamma radiation can protect you against the passage of time.
Even if you follow the same recipe, the results vary. Sometimes the dish is delicious, sometimes it ends up in the trash.