The secret ingredient is honesty.
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Monthly Archives: April 2017
Misanthropic recipe
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Tags: admit, deinspirational, deinspirational poster, demon, demotivational, devil, disguise, ego, esteem, honesty, horror, human, hunger, improve, like, loneliness, lonely, misanthropy, monster, people, poster, pretend, self, teeth, tooth, vampire
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100 days of smugness
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Tags: deinspirational, deinspirational poster, demotivational, glue, gold, honey, ignorance, intelligence, orange, politics, poster, smugness, sticky, tacky, trump
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New old stock ideas
I heard that some people were even trying to improve the world instead of just making money.
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Tags: airplane, bright, brilliant, deinspirational, deinspirational poster, demotivational, gold, idea, idealism, intelligence, lamp, light, poster, retro, science, streamlined, thought, vintage, world
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Creature comforts
We shouldn’t take the comforts in our lives as granted, they could all suddenly vanish into thin air. So let’s enjoy them as long as they last.
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Tags: cake, candy, chocolate, civilization, comfort, cookies, deinspirational, deinspirational poster, demotivational, eat, food, hunger, important, luxury, meal, monster, poster, privilege, sweets
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Cleaning up after the party
Every story, regardless of whether it’s a fairy tale or a tragedy, ends exactly the same if you spin it far enough.
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Tags: cemetary, clean, death, deinspirational, deinspirational poster, demotivational, end, graves, graveyard, life, nature, party, poster, trash, trees
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R.I.P. Oliver Dellefont
My dear friend and long time collaborator Oliver Dellefont has passed away yesterday.
His unique mind, complicated character and wicked sense of humor allowed us to partner on countless artistic projects, none of which ever came to fruition. Due to mostly trivial factors and exaggerated striving for perfection we never did quite manage to either conquer or destroy the world.
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Secrets for a healthy life
I have lost a few days due to routine maintenance in an exquisitely horrendous hospital, but now I’m back and eager to continue tilting at windmills.
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Tags: chemicals, chemistry, deinspirational, deinspirational poster, demotivational, different, drug, flavor, flavour, glow, health, medicine, modern, pill, pills, poison, poster
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Eine Nacht in…
Traum: Ich verliebe mich in Jenna, die wie Mary Elizabeth Winstead aus Fargo aussieht. Wir trinken Analoges Wasser aus einem Gefäß, das die Form einer von Niki de Saint Phalle entworfenen Statue des Yellow Submarine hat, aus kleinen Öffnungen, die wie Augen bemalt sind. Der Raum ist tapeziert mit alten Synthesizern.
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Night of the living remakes
If it’s a classic then you can safely assume that someone’s already working on a remake, reboot or revamp of it. There’s probably one of our lives being planned right now.
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Tags: brain, cinema, deinspirational, deinspirational poster, demotivational, film, horror, intelligence, mind, monster, movie, mummy, mutant, poster, remake, soul, undead, zombie
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Occupational hazards
Hate your job and want to change it? Consider the future prospects of your dream career first.
What’s needed today won’t necessarily be needed tomorrow. Dragons won’t be around forever, you know.
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Tags: armor, armour, career, change, deinspirational, deinspirational poster, demotivational, future, helmet, job, knight, long, occupation, occupational, past, plan, plot, poster, projection, term, time, work
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