It’s not enough just to behave like a hypocrite.
They will be disposed of in an environmentally sound manner.
Cue the laugh track.
Damn hairless monkeys…
Furniture would look very different today.
Remember, it’s for your own good.
Some people eat anything as long as it’s fried, grilled, smoked or canned.
It’s finally time to lift the curtain on this shocking secret of entertainment.
In the modern world it’s not always easy to recognize if something is meant to be taken seriously or as a joke.