We didn’t promise anything.
Out of the frying pan and into the fire.
Despite all evidence to the contrary.
Speed hump ahead.
Nature adapts to civilization.
Even the biggest kaiju start small.
Visit Earth as long as it’s still possible.
Enjoy the whiff of fresh air.
There’s a downside to all those hoverboards, flying cars and personal jetpacks.
Take a number and wait your turn.