Someone’s got to do the job.
That’s called whitewashing.
Once upon a time grotesque creatures roamed the earth.
If I hadn’t seen it I wouldn’t believe it.
If you’re a werewolf feel free to be offended.
Sadly being drunk doesn’t grant you superpowers.
When you have read this sentence it’s already too late.
Hobbies are no real help against loneliness, but at least they keep you busy.
Not even gamma radiation can protect you against the passage of time.
It’s not easy to find out if you’re playing a role in some ingenious plan or are just part of the scenery.