Remember, it’s for your own good.
Once again, science has saved us all.
Every situation can suddenly turn into a parade of horrors.
Even the biggest kaiju start small.
That’s why unicorns are threatened with extinction.
Some people eat anything as long as it’s fried, grilled, smoked or canned.
If you’re a werewolf feel free to be offended.
It’s never too late to admit that you were wrong.
A tidy workplace is a productive workplace.
When you have read this sentence it’s already too late.