Don’t try this at home, kids.
I got lost on my way to work.
Voodoo doll, social media edition.
Delete this message.
Other angry people are surely interested.
All thanks to the chain of command among Santas.
Just because you post it doesn’t mean it’s interesting.
Where did it come from anyway?
The common rumor is a parasitic species.
They mercilessly spread hate, fake news and propaganda.