Regular inspections prevent premature wear.
Courtesy of insufficient funding.
Where are the windshield wipers?
I got lost on my way to work.
Consuming fossil fuel in style.
I’m missing my bed already.
Both paths are fraught with dangers.
As all cats know, dogs having fun are a clear threat to public security and cannot be trusted.
We have the right to be stubborn. And it is our civic duty to be as irritating as possible.