There, look! A squirrel!
The intelligence community thinks so, too.
At least we can always screw everything up.
No one else does.
That doesn’t really help, does it?
Too bad the manual has been lost or stolen.
A tidy workplace is a productive workplace.
Just don’t hit them too hard, or their careers might break.
Now take a deep breath and face the new one.
No one is as funny as he thinks he is. Myself included.