The era of cheap energy is over.
Whatever you do, don't look inside!
Wait at least 30 minutes after eating before flying.
Buy two apocalypses, get one free. Reserve yours now!
Attempted delivery. Inaccurate / incomplete address.
The sky is currently undergoing maintenance.
It takes a lot to offend a lion.
Rules work best when nobody knows them.
What has the plant done to deserve such punishment?
Please crash only at the marked spot.
The first ducks are blooming.
It's not paranoia if a giant eye is actually watching you.
The rain gets pumped back into the clouds and can be recycled.
... and then he just flew away.
Batman, how did they steal Superman's bike without breaking the lock?
Got goat?
It on Ice is still the scariest ice show featuring clowns.
On the right you will find reality.
No spontaneous mutation allowed.
Bad stone!
And that's how I met a queer ghost.
Micromobility for the modern yeti.
Let's take a ride on the electric goose!
Metaphorical horses in an existential crisis.
Do snowbears hibernate in summer?
That's not garbage, these are New Year's resolutions.