Yours too, buddy.
Competitive shopping cart racing, anyone?
Stop bugging me.
Reality is relative.
There's a moral here somewhere.
Rest in peace.
Everyone can be be a princess.
It's probably unreadable now.
Don't trust it.
Voodoo doll, social media edition.
They will be disposed of in an environmentally sound manner.
Here today, gone tomorrow.
It's all pulleys and levers.
We're only plastic after all.
Then ouch!
I won't miss you, Earth.
You can always worry later.
We're not barbarians, gentlemen.
Resistance is futile.
Think fast.
We offer a wide variety of symptoms.
They'll never taste the same again.