Is superlaziness a superpower?
Even the biggest kaiju start small.
Keep climbing, the weekend is within reach.
Self-fulfilling prophecies don’t always meet expectations.
And one day they’ll disappear completely.
Of course, life itself is the greatest adventure.
Snakes and Ladders is an accurate account of the ups and downs of life and as such has corrupted many a young mind.
Follow the candy trail straight into the unknown. This looks suspiciously like a metaphor.
Listen closely to their suggestions and do the exact opposite.
There are good reasons why we don’t dwell in caves anymore.