First step: Find one.
A classic political allegory, I suppose.
Who knows, with enough fans…
Move along, nothing to see here.
Always be prepared for uninvited guests.
Increased consumption is not a solution.
They were even able to rememeber the correct sequence.
The rest of the week is for coping with the consequences.
Don’t worry, kid, allegedly you’re not alone.
There’s still some space left for excuses.