Some people will pay a lot for that.
That’s the curse of social media.
Enjoy the whiff of fresh air.
No one is as funny as he thinks he is. Myself included.
Science fiction didn’t prepare us for the future. Fidget toys do.
Don’t even try to justify your bad style choices. And no, it’s neither funny nor cute.
Sadly, not everything can smell like roses.
Take a number and wait your turn.
Please, world, stop spamming me with every allegedly funny piece of crap you find on the internet.
And no, I’m not looking for any business opportunities or improved Google ranking.